a blonde was sick of all the blonde jokes so one day she died her hair brown and decided to go for a drive. She drove for ages and she came to a road where it was blocked with sheep, there was a farmer leading them along so the blonde called out " hey farmer if i can guess the number of sheep you have with you can i pick one and take it home with me?"
"sure" the farmer replied.
the blonde thought for a few moment and then uncertainly said... 384??
" ohmigod thats absolutely right, pick the sheep you want".
the blonde did that but just as she was loading the sheep into her car the farmer shouts "hey ill make you a deal if i can guess the real colour of your hair, can i have my dog back???????
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