Don't talk

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.


Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"


Indian: "Dog don't talk."


Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"


Dog: "Doin' all right."


Indian: (Look of shock!)


Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)


Dog: "Yep."


Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"


Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."


Indian: (Look of total disbelief)


Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"


Indian: "Horse no talk."


Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"


Horse: "Cool."


Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)


Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian)


Horse: "Yep."


Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"


Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements."


Indian: (Look of total amazement)


Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"


Indian: "Sheep lie."


Submitted by calamjo
Edited by, well just about the whole crew but Tantilazing had the last word.