Sheep Jokes

Sheep Jokes

The Farmer


A young man graduated from University of Arkan...

Glossary of Medical Terms


Alternative Medical Terms
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Hunting Season


Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limit...

Navy Ships


Q: Why do navy ships have marines on them?
A:...

Virgin Wool


Somewhere in Australia....


"Papa," said the ...

Blonde Medical Terminology


ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--W...

Zippers


Why do Scottish shepherds wear kilts?


Zipper...

Kilts Are Awesome


Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a ...

Why did the...


Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff? ...

Welsh Farmer


A hiker is walking through the fields of Wales...

Even Sicker


Well, a couple months back there was this tria...

When it rains, why don't


When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Should ...

A Qwik Quiz


WORLD'S EASIEST
QUIZ!


FOR ALL OF YOU THAT ...

Bush Hasn't Got Time To Explain


(instrumental intro)
All those crazy right wi...

Deserted Island


On a beautiful deserted island in the middle o...

Two Cow Defined (Classic)


DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWS...

Virgin wool


Q. Where does virgin wool come from?


A Ugly ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Barbara!Barbara who?Barbara black


Knock KnockWho's there?Barbara!Barbara who?Bar...

New use for sheep


Did you hear they found a new use for sheep in...

Blonde Counting Shee


Once there was a blonde driving home from work...

Heart Transplant


A man needing a heart transplant is told by hi...

Silly Questions


1.If you throw a cat out of the window, does i...

Pimp.


Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a s...

Amish joke


How do amish find thier sheep in tall grass?

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Aliens


On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship w...