Sheep Jokes

Sheep Jokes

Interview


A young journalism student at the University o...

Some dumb christmas jokes


What did one Angel say to the other?
Halo the...

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving...


'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
Twas the nigh...

Smart Shepherd


A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote p...

Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages


You know you're Castle Trash if......


Your s...

Sheep Joke


What did the male sheep say to the female one?...

Kilts


Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: ...

The Wisdom of Will Rogers


Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot...

Don't dye


A blonde dyed her hair black, and thought she ...

Out in the middle of


Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was ...

Bart's Lines


On the television show "The Simpsons" Bart can...

Bart at the chalkboard!


The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows ...

Why were blondes created?


Q: Why were blondes created?


A: Because shee...

French fries


There was once a sheep farmer who had a French...

Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families


"Finish your lima beans or you're not getting ...

The 2000 Darwin


The 2000 Darwin awards!(28 January 1999, Londo...

IQ Test


1. How long did The Hundred Years' War last?
...

Bovine Government


RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. You have t...

The ventriloquist


A travelling ventriloquist on the road in betw...

A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer...


A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer ...

Cowboy lies


The 3 biggest lies a cowboy tells:


This her...

The Top 15 Rediscovered Episodes of Classic TV Shows


15> Mork & Mindy: Mork is detained by t...

Out Hunting for Cougars (Think of the Punchline...)


Two good Montana buddies were out hunting for ...

And a Pig?


A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided ...

Ever wonder....


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our...