Stupid mother
your mama is so stupid that she bought a sheep...
Sheep Jokes
Cowboy Wisdom
1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
2...
Drunken Scottsman
Q: How does a drunken Scotsman find a sheep in...
Dumb Polac
there were three men a polac. german and a Ita...
A roving reporter from the
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a r...
Ventriloquist Cowboy
A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and sa...
Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle o...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving tu...
Bart Simpson's Punishment
The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Ba...
Question and answer Christmas joke
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?...
Glossary of Medical Terms
Benign................What you be after you be...
Why did the...
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?
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Quarrel between a couple
During a drive, there was a quarrel between a ...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a t...
You sheerin?
An Australian is walking along the road with a...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed ...
Blonde Dyes Her Hair Brown
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...
The Scots, English and Welsh Wishes
There are three guys walking together along th...
Not BAAAAD
A man needing a heart transplant is told by hi...
Alien Ships & Al Gore
On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship w...
What do you call a
What do you call a sheep tied to a pole in the...
Easiest Quiz Ever
The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
1. How long did the...
Debate about the box
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician ...
Q. Where does virgin wool come from?...
Q. Where does virgin wool come from?
A. Ugl...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving h...