A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart
available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants
the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in
for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not
BAAAAD!"
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