I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had had in his life but never got an answer.

Smart Dogs

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. The first man was...

Why are the...

Because they're being beaten like a dead horse.

My girlfriend...

So I gave her to a gorilla for him to throw barrels at me.

A hunting story.

So three buddies were on a hunting trip in the mountains. It had been an...

The farmer's son

An poor old farmer was on his deathbed when he called his three teenage...

BLONDE

What do you call a BLONDE with pig-tales? A blow job with handle bars!

Q: What's the...

Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird...

Top ten...

10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on...

What do you get...

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !

Why did the...

The road crossed him first, man. The road crossed him first. *This should...