A engineer, a scientist, and a mathematician are riding through Scotland on a train. Looking out the window they see a black sheep.
"Who knew that Scottish sheep were black?!" exclaims the engineer.
"Now, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves," admonished the scientist. "All we know is that one sheep in Scotland is black."
At this point the mathematician pipes up: "Hey, both of you are jumping to conclusions. All we really know is that one SIDE of one sheep in Scotland is black.
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