A young man from the states had made a trip to Scottland to trace the roots of his family and ended up in a small town in the country side. He went into the local pub to see if he could glean some information about his family name from the locals.
The fellow sitting next to him says:
"Name are fonny things, lad. Take me f'r example. Did ya see tha' bridge ya crossed on tha way into town?"
"Yes" said the young man.
"I built tha' bridge with me own two hands. But do they call me 'Angus the Bridge builder'? **No**, they do **no'** call me 'Angus the Bridge builder'...
Did ya see tha' li'l school house just at the edge of town?"
"I did" responded the young man.
"I built tha' school house with me own two hands. But do they call me 'Angus the School builder'? **No**, they do **not** call me 'Angus the School builder'...
Did ya see tha' church on top of the hill?"
"Yeah" answered the young man.
"I built tha' church with me own two hands, I did. But do they call me 'Angus the Church builder'? **No**, they do **not** call me 'Angus the Church builder'...
**But** you fock **one** sheep, and ye'll never hear the end o' it!"
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