So I need you guys' idea for jokes?
So a coworker of mine enjoys sleeping so much t...
Sheep Jokes
Buy a sheep, name it "relation",
now you have a RELATIONSHEEP
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff...
Ba-Dum-Tsss
Sheep
At the end of the day, a border collie reported...
A farmer comes home carrying a sheep under his arm...
he goes up to the bedroom where his wife is sle...
How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?
It was out standing in its field!
A farmer wanted to know how many sheep he had...
So he asked his border collie to count them fro...
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .
Two million Muslims die and over a million are ...
What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?
Mutton Looter King
A blond is tired
A blond gets tired of blond jokes, so she dyes ...
I just learned you need five sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they knew how to knit.
A sheep, a drum, & a snake fall down a cliff...
BA-DUMM-TSS!
The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms....
The English perfected them by removing them fro...
Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?
Because it was a cloud
How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass?
Very satisfying.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
...because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile ...
[Joke Request] Tell me your sheep jokes.
Hi /r/jokes.
I'm not much of a joke person. I ...
What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?
Banned from the petting zoo.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are riding a train in Scotland.
Looking out the window, the engineer sees somet...