What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?
a baaahhhd movie.
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Sheep Jokes
r u a sheep
becus ur baaaaad
What did the cyclops say to the sheep?
"Ewe and eye make a great team."
A European missionary goes to an African tribe...
... and asks the tribeleader if he may stay wit...
My dad told me a sheep joke today...
A man finally makes his fortune and is having h...
What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in m...
What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?
...banned from the petting zoo...
What is the difference between a hyper-active gamer and someone with a predilection of violence towards sheep?
One's a button masher, and the other is a mutto...
A man, a dog, and a sheep....
A man, a dog, and a sheep are washed up on an i...
A man, a dog, and a sheep are washed up on an island...
A man, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a te...
Jokes That don't work written down
There were 30 cows in a field, twenty ate sheep...
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa-dum-Tsss.
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff
Baa-Dumm-Tsss
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers.
Two sheep are talking
- It seems to me that a man and a dog are worki...
A ventriloquist decides to retire to and buy a farm.
So this ventriloquist decided he is going to re...
What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol?
Mutton-schnapps.
2 sheep are standing in a meadow...
One turns to the other and says "Baaa-aaa-aaa-a...
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
"Baa-Dum-Tss"
What did the sheep at the fraternity say?
Braaaaaaaah
How did the Welshman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Very satisfying.