The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep
They've got a 2 metre ewe.
Sheep Jokes
Guy walks into a bar with 2 sheep, a pillow, and a stone letter 'N'.
Guy walks into a bar with 2 sheep, a pillow, an...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa-dum-tssss.
Want to hear something funny? I saw a sheep get stung by some insects...
Not funny? I guess ewe had two bees there.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
Ba - Dumm - Tss
An Australian, an American and a New Zealander are enjoying some beer in Saudi Arabia.
...even though it is against the law to drink a...
A young man grew fed up with modern life
A young man grew fed up with modern life and de...
What's the difference...
what's the difference between the rolling stone...
The Welsh people were the first people to invent the condom by using sheep's intestine.
The English later improved the concept by remov...
A man is hiking in Wales.
When he notices a fence is damaged and goes loo...
A man enters a Mosque with a big knife in his hand
He shouts at the Muslims "I need one of you ou...
Islamic Settlers of Catan
Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood
Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?
Because he was on the lam.
Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?
The elephants are using them as tampons
A farmer had a sheepdog...
The farmer sent his sheepdog to go and round up...
What sort of transport does a sheep use?
A ewe-nicycle
It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines.
But the English perfected this technique by rem...
The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms.
The English decided to remove the rest of the s...
What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?
A down comforter.
What do you hear when a sheep blows up?
Sis boom baa
~Carnac