So a coworker of mine enjoys sleeping so much that another coworker and I started making jokes about it. Now what started off as just a couple of laughs here and there turned into our very own "Chuck Norris" jokes. To further explain we used the same structure of the jokes but instead of saying "Chuck Norris" we used his name, but to protect his identity I am going to say "Smith". Here are a couple of examples:
-Most people take cat naps but cats take Smith naps.
-The Sandman makes people go to sleep but Smith makes The Sandman go to sleep.
-People count the hours of sleep they'll get in a day but Smith counts the hours of the day he's awake.
-People count sheep in their sleep but sheep count Smiths in their sleep
We came up with other jokes as well but don't fit into this category so I am asking you guys to see if you can come up with anything else. I am sure you guys will.
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