Hi /r/jokes.
I'm not much of a joke person. I never know any, and I don't even really enjoy them. Sorry.
But I have this (Welsh) friend see, who loves them - and it's become tradition that in between beers, he tells joke after joke while giving me a hard time about not knowing any. We don't meet often, what with living countries apart, but meeting time is approaching rapidly... and hopefully, that's where you come in.
He's Welsh, and mildly annoyed at sheep jokes - just like I'm mildly annoyed at the quantity of jokes.
So, this year (or well, technically next year) I'd like to give him some tit-for-tat.
If I could counter any joke he tells me with a sheep-joke; I get to win.
All help appreciated!
Tl;Dr: Have Welsh Friend - As a sheep shot, I need jokes.
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