Guy walks into a bar with 2 sheep, a pillow, and a stone letter 'N'.
Bartender says, 'what's with all that?'
Disgusted, the man explains, "The pillow is down, the sheep are female and from Thailand, and this letter weighs 16oz and made from the stone of another planet."
Bartender: 'that doesn't really explain anything'
guy: I met a beautiful, exotic woman and when she asked 'what is your wish my master?' I thought she was a submissive not a genie, but she gave me what she thought I wished for...2 Thai ewe, down, and a hard, pound 'N' of Uranus
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