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Sheep Jokes
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *O...
Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile a...
The Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endow...
Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make?
Yoda: "Dey go bah"
Reports coming in of mass sheep rustling
Suspects on the lamb
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A chocolate ba-a-a-a
A sheepdog
.... gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports ...
Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound...
What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?
"You herd me!"
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff...
Ba-dum-tss.
3 Football fans go on holiday...
Each supporting different teams one Hartlepool,...
Did you guys hear about that guy who died? He was famous for giving sheep haircuts. Did that for over 25 years.
They say he died from shear boredom.
A New Zealander and an Australian are walking through a paddock
and they come across a sheep stuck with it's he...
Where do you get virgin wool?
Ugly sheep.
Sheep's owner
A man was talking with his friend one day, and ...
A 'roses are red' poem I came up with.
*roses are red*
*people are sheep*
*\/r/im14a...
An albino child in an African tribe...
This puts the tribe's chief in a fury and immed...
What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?
Their Pimp
How do you find the circumference of a sheep?
Use shepherds pi
Donald Trump....
-A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on t...