The farmer sent his sheepdog to go and round up all of the sheep into the pen. The sheepdog did this and then came back to the farmer and said, "I've collected all 40 of the sheep into the pen". The farmer goes and checks just to make sure but he only counts 36 sheep. He asks his sheepdog about this and the sheepdog says, "Well, you asked me to round them up!"
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