It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines.

How Many Dogs...

**Golden Retriever**: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our...

The ventriloquist

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice...

Punchlines With...

�No, no, no!� said the penguin, �I suffer from Seasonal Affective...

A Native American...

"Father, how are our names chosen?" "Well, when a baby is born, the father...

So I walked into...

and then I said "this is the pig I have been fucking for the past few years"...

A shepherd was...

when suddenly a plain white Chevy advanced out of the dust cloud towards him....

A Shepherd, a...

As a shepherd you herd your sheep into your barn. As you walk away you hear...

Thoughts to ponder

1. If a deaf child swears, in sign, does his mother wash his hands with...

Medical Terms -...

Benign................What you be after you be eight....

Blonde Dyes Her...

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she...