A man was talking with his friend one day, and he said:
“I was walking to town one day when a ram came out of nowhere and attacked me”.
“Did you complain to the owner?” said the friend.
“That I did” said the man, “but the problem is that the owner turned out to be a lawyer, and he kept defending his ram until he made me the one who attacked the ram..”
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