and they come across a sheep stuck with it's head stuck in a fence. The Aussie turns to the Kiwi.
"Do you think we should help him?"
The Kiwi, not one to turn down easy prey, pulls his pants down in one smooth motion and takes the sheep from behind amidst a plethora of protesting bleets.
The Aussie watches in shock as the Kiwi finishes with record breaking speed. He asks the Kiwi what they should do now, as the animal has the unexpected item removed.
"Well, you haven't had a root in weeks, mate! You're up next!"
The Aussie apprehensively replies, "Are... are you sure?"
"Stop being a pussy!"
The Aussie grudgingly wanders down towards the sheep. He looks at the Kiwi for reassurance and after a nod he sighed, got on all fours and started to work out how to get his head stuck in the fence.
EDIT: Cheers to /u/ICantThinkCreatively for pointing out my idiotic grammar.
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