What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?
Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.
Sheep Jokes
A blonde girl...
...wants to know what life is like as a brunett...
I consider you a female sheep
Gotta say it aloud.
*ewe
What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?
Elopping shears
What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Sheep do...
How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying.
What do you call sheep in the Middle East?
Arak of lamb
Why does ISIS like sheep?
Is-Lamb!
Wales are out of the Euros...
... reports are coming in that the welsh want t...
What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
A shepherd and his dog
In a sunny day in the fields, there is a shephe...
The invention of the condom...
About fifty years ago, a guy from New Zealand i...
When does a lamb become a sheep?
At it's baahmitzveh
fuck yall i thought this w...
This is the funniest joke in all of Mypos!
"These three sheepherders want to find out who ...
How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass?
Irresistible
How does a Welshman find sheep in tall grass?
Irresistible.
What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?
This is baaaad.
A group of kids start singing "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Then a social justice warrior barges in and say...
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
Cletus and Billy, two neighbors, each decide to get a sheep.
Each one puts his sheep in his garden. But at n...
Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?
Baaaaaeeeee!