Each supporting different teams one Hartlepool, one Liverpool and the other Arsenal. Their plane crashes in the middle of the ocean and each of them washes up on a desert island where there is nothing but a single sheep. They kill the sheep and use its wool for warmth until they get hungry.
Hartlepool fan: "I'm from hartlepool so i'll have the heart"
Liverpool fan: "I'm from Liverpool so i'll have the liver"
Arsenal fan: "Urm... I'm not hungry"
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