Somewhere over Australia...The plane contains a pilot, co-pilot and a load of sheep. The route is long and the weather is abominable. Nearing their destination the pilot realizes that the fuel is insufficient. "I'm afraid we are just not going to make it Steve. We must prepare to jump." advises the pilot.The co-pilots says, "WHAT ABOUT THE SHEEP!""FUCK THE SHEEP!" replies the pilot."DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TIME?" Steve Inquires.
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