A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted.
"Darling, it was just a shark," assured his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
"Nasty looking crew you got to handle out there this morning, judge," said the court officer. "Where did the cops find all those crooks?"
The judge replied, "The crooks won't be here for another fifteen minutes. Those are the lawyers."
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. The jury was out for several days before they returned with the manslaughter verdict.
When Murphy paid the corrupt juror, he asked him if he had a very difficult time convincing the other jurors to see things his way. "Sure did," the juror replied, "the other eleven wanted to acquit."
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