A man and his son go to the drugstore when they run into the condom section.
"Dad, what are these?"
The dad decide to tell the truth: "Well, those are condoms. They're for protection when you're having sex."
The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in it.
"That's a 3-pack of condoms, Son, for high school kids. 1 for Friday night, 1 for Saturday night, and 1 for Sunday night."
"What about the 6-pack, Dad?"
"Those are for the college kids. 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday night."
"What about the 12-pack then?"
"Those are for the married men: 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March..."
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