... to have some teeth pulled out. As the dentist is preparing a shot of Novocaine, the man freaks out. "Doc, I'm deathly afraid of needles. Do you have anything else?"
The dentist obliges him and prepares some laughing gas. As the dentist is about to put the mask over the man's face, the man freaks out again. "Doc, I am extremely claustrophobic and can't stand having anything over my face. Don't you have *anything* else?"
The dentist, frustrated at this point, goes into his office and comes back with a little blue pill. He tells the man, "Here take this." The man, confused at this point, asks "Why do I need Viagra?"
The dentist replies, "This is going to hurt, so I'm giving you something to grab onto"
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