... when they come across two dogs rigorously humping.
"Dad! Look! What are they doing?" The boy shouts.
"Uh... Well son, they're making puppies!" The dad replies.
Later that night, the boy is awoken by some noises coming from down the hall. He gets out of bed to investigate.
The boy follows the noises to his parents bedroom, and peeks inside to see his parents having sex.
"Mom, Dad! What are you doing!" The boy shouts.
Startled, the father replies, "Uh... Well son, your mother and I were making you a little brother or sister to play with."
The boy thinks for a moment and says, "Well turn her around! I want a puppy!"
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