One day, Jack wasn't feeling like himself so he went to the doctors he enters whilst his wife and kids waited in the car. Jack walks in and enters the doctors room. The doctor was a tanned white male with a short pointy nose and blue eyes wearing a pale white lab coat.
After five minutes of the normal scans and questions the doctor asks "Do you feel like having sex"
Jack replies with "Yeah, it's gotta be a quickie though my wife's in the car"
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