A man and his wife are in the bed watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
He turns to her and says, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. He replies, "Is that your final answer?"
"Yes," she said. He then replies, "I'd like to phone a friend."
That's the last thing he remembers. . . .
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