Husbands are like cars. . .


Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, 'My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.' The second said, 'Mine is like a porsche; fast and powerful.' The third said, 'Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going.'

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