Duncan, the Scottish shipping magnate had returned to his hometown of Glasgow with a client, and they were walking on the shore while the ship was being loaded. Duncan stopped on a hill in a field near the city, pointed to a tree at the base of the hill, said "It was under that tree that I lost my virginity to a wonderful girl." The client was impressed, mentioned that it must have a very special place in his heart. Duncan nodded, then said, "It was right here on this hill that the girl's mother stood while I lost my virginity that night."The client was unbelieving. He said, "You mean to tell me that this woman just stands here and watches you and her daughter going at it down there?" Duncan nods. The client says, "Well, what'd she say?" Duncan says, "Baaa."
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