Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

Marry it.


Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. ...

Home-coming


After the end of the finnish war, a young fema...

Old Man


Whats one sign of old age on a guy...........
...

Cool dude


what do you get when you have sex


a stiffe

Dwarf Nuns


The Pope goes to visit the Famous Seven Dwarfs...

Q:Why do fagets were a ribbed condome...


Q:Why do fagets were a ribbed condome
A:Bette...

Worst pick-up line


guy:"did it hurt?" girl:"did what hurt?" guy:"...

Love doesn't last forever.


Q. What's the difference between love and herp...

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"


Q. how do you get four old ladies to shout "f*...

How'd You Get Th


Jill went to her doctor for a check-up. when a...

Dirty Tattoo...


A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, and asks f...

Bin ladin's camels


How does bin ladin have safe sex?


he marks t...

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.


Q. What did the potato chip say to the battery...

JOKE


Q:What do you call an anorexic female with a y...

Pink and Purple


What is the difference between pink and purple...

Tee Hee Hee.......


There were 101 nuns in a convent, Mother Super...

A Clinton riddle and an answer


Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?A: Wh...

Looking for someone special!


A woman was lonely so she put a article in the...

Tulips on your organ.


Q. What�s better than a rose on your piano?
A...

My First Time Ever


The sky was dark, the moon was high,
all alon...

$3.99 a minute.


Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a ma...

Off Duty


A police officer, though scheduled for all-nig...

Box of Condoms


A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded...

Condom Sponsors!


Imagine if major companies from all around the...

Warm "Jersey"


Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitte...