Seniors Jokes

Seniors Jokes

I'm Not Saying You're old...........


I'm not saying you're old but who else...
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Wise Old Gentleman vs. Noisy Kids


A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a m...

Thursday


A true story,


A friend of mine and I went in...

Bad Hearing


A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my w...

The Flasher


One day two old ladys were sitting on a bench ...

old lady says "f*ck"


How do you get an 80 year old lady to say "fuc...

Old Romance


An older couple was lying in bed one night. Th...

Top Ten Signs You That You're Really Old


10.You can play connect-the-dots on your liver...

Beans, a dollar a can.....


An older lady was taking the elevator to her f...

The Most Grief


A dietitian was once addressing a large audien...

Old Lady and Her Coins


An old lady was waiting for the bus. Because s...

Americans were saying in 1959...


Here are a few things that Americans were sayi...

Hairy Situation


On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was s...

The Old Man and the Treasure Chest


Once there was a very old man who had a treaur...

Write It Down!


An 80 year old couple were having problems rem...

Dirty Sandwich


There was a girlfriend and a boyfriend on a da...

Share Everything 50/50


A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down...