I'm not saying you're old but who else...
...has wrinkles on their teeth.
...sprinkles tenderizer on their applesauce.
...has a pterodactyl for a pet.
...remembers when Baskin-Robins only had two flavors.
...wears steel-belted support hose.
...knew Sleeping Beauty when she was an ugly insomniac.
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