An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was
falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a sceond, and
tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly
irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and
settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said "Then you used to bit my neck."
The husband now very annoyed got out of bed and walked to the
bathroom.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!" he replied.
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