There was a girlfriend and a boyfriend on a date. They came
home to the boyfriends house and when they got inside the
boyfriend explained to his girlfriend that he shares bunkbeds
with his 7 year old brother who has the bottom bunk and they
would have to go to the top. So they would have to use
codenames. If she wanted it harder say lettuce and if she
wanted a different position say tomato. So they get into bed
and she scremed lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, tomato,
lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, tomato, tomato, tomato, LETTUCE,
LETTUCE. Then the little brother woke up and said "hey guys
stop making sandwiches up there, your getting mayonase all over
my face".
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