Share Everything 50/50

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at
McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an
extra drink cup. As he watched, the older gentleman carefully
divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one
for him, one for her, until each had half of them.


Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra
cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to
eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her
lap.


The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase
another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.


The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years,
and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."


The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and
she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth."