Beans, a dollar a can.....

An older lady was taking the elevator to her floor when a young,
sweet-smelling, beautiful woman came on. She said,"Chanel-$50.00
an ounce." and pressed the button for her floor. About 2 floors
up, another young, sweet-smelling, beautiful woman came on the
elevator. She said,"Bombardier-$100.00 an ounce." and pressed
the button for her floor. When the older woman got to her floor,
she turned around, farted, and said,"Beans, $1.00 a can at the
grocery store." and got off.