Hairy Situation

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While
the passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one
elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I
believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think
much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it
soon.


Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading
again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his
ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!" This time, he
knew it had to be taken care of soon.


A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go
back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what
was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the bus
floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him.
"Excuse me, sir, could I help you?!" The elderly man looked up
and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and
I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located it twice, but they
were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on the side!"