A true story,
A friend of mine and I went into a Wal-Mart and my friend took a
box of condoms from the pharmacy and put them in an old man's
cart. When the man turned around and saw the box of condoms he
turned to his wife and exclaimed, "But Marcia its not even
Thursday!?"
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