An Eskimo lady is driving to town and her car starts to break down so she pulls into the mechanics.
The Eskimo lady says to the mechanic, "I'm having trouble with my car."
The mechanic says, "Well it's about lunchtime so why don't you leave it and come back in about an hour and I'll take a look at it?"
The Eskimo lady say, "Okay."
About an hour later the Eskimo lady returns.
The mechanic says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The Eskimo lady touches her mouth and says, "No, that's just mayonnaise."
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