There are a few I remember from my childhood, for instance:
How do you catch a seal?
Drill a hole in the ice and line the opening with peas.
When he comes out to take a pea,......grab him!
What did Mr. Spock find in Jim Kirk's toilet?
Captain's Log.
Where were the first Chickens Fried?
In Greece....... *Grease*
Please, tell me a joke you were told as a child. If it is stupid and corny, all the better.
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