and my mother packed my lunch for my first day. Inside, I found a single sandwich. Needless to say, it was gone before lunchtime. When I got home, she wanted to know how my day was, and in response, I told her I would need more food for lunch. The next day...two sandwiches. These were gone at lunchtime, but I still found the need for one before soccer after school. My mother asked again, and again I told her I would need more food. The third day...I found a 2 foot long club sandwich. It was perfect for the amount of food I needed, and I finished all of it. When I got home, my mother asked how the food was, and I looked at her and said "Mom, we're back to one sandwich??"
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