What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?
A school application.
School Jokes
So I got caught copying my friends test in class...
I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine.
In an English class...
Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting wit...
Little Johnny goes camping
Little Johnny's Second Grade class is going cam...
[Meta] Trying to remember a joke: "Green Reptar"?
I'm pretty sure the joke was horrible (quality)...
So today in chemistry we were talking about the solar system
And a student raised their hand and said "Imagi...
My wife's a biology teacher...
This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs.
I...
A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary and the baby sat on a recognisably donkeyish steed, led by Joseph.
A child in class, when asked to draw a picture ...
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're...
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're...
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.
An elderly couple who were childhood sweetheart...
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his f...
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother.
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks ...
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother.
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks ...
The Difference Between Football in the North and South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up North: Chapstick in their back pocket and a $20 bill in their front pocket.
The Difference Between Football in the North an...
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.
A first grade teacher collected old, well known...
After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I'd heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework.
After teaching high school for nearly 20 years,...
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had tw...
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1. I started with nothing. I still have most of...
Redneck Oneliners The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Redneck Oneliners The Halloween pumpkin on your...
A ten-year-old boy was failing math.
A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parent...
New Principal As a new school principal, Mr.
New Principal As a new school principal, Mr. Mi...
Q.
Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours ...