...the first day of the first grade, and Jimmy says, "one day when I'm big and strong ima beat you up Clarence.
Time passes, and the first day of middle school, Clarence beats up Jimmy, and Jimmy says, 'When I is big and strong, ima beat you up Clarence"
More time passes, and the first day of High school, Clarence beats up Jimmy. Jimmy says to him, When I is bigger and stronger, ima beat you up good Clarence.
More time passes, almost 10 years and Jimmy has gotten big and strong. Jimmy tells his wife, I'ma go under the old underpass and show Clarence I is big, and I'ma beat him up good.
Later that day, Jimmy comes back home, and his wife says, "Well Jimmy, did ya beat him up good?" Jimmy says, "No, I gotta write a letter thanking the Departement of transportation!" The wife replies, "Well why you gotta do that for!" Jimmy yells back, "Shoot, I was driving to see him past the underpass, and the sign warned me, 'Clearance, 14 feet, 7 inches!"
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