Only in America
A European Count who had a fascination with the...
School Jokes
The Answer Is Four (Teacher Joke)
Little Johnny was in class doing math problems ...
An RAF vet is giving a talk about the war...
An RAF veteran is giving a talk to a class of s...
Got a big audition coming up that requires me to tell a good school appropriate joke. I have plenty of jokes, none of them school appropriate. I thought I'd come here for help.
Got a big audition coming up that requires me t...
prom night
a high school boy asked a girl to prom and she ...
Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
Her teacher told her to do an essay.
After her divorce, Jenny moved back to her home town, hoping to start afresh...
After her divorce, Jenny moved back to her home...
Christmas jokes needed
I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff ...
A teacher is testing the math knowledge of Johnny in class...
The teacher asks him, "Johnny, what is 43 + 24?...
The peanuts kids are having a school project.
The kids from peanuts were in class one day, wh...
I was standing in line at the supermarket checkout last week.
I turned around and saw a beautiful young woman...
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
It's okay...he woke up.
Obama Fans - Little Johnny
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of...
Finest Bat
Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some ...
What's Black and Yellow that makes everyone laugh?
a school bus full of Negros going off a cliff.
A mean teacher wanted to show his class he meant business.
So he asked, "If there are any idiots in the ro...
I was trying to form a club for eunuchs at my high school...
But there weren't enough members.
A teacher asks her class
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds...
Lessons.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulatio...
What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX!
I made this joke up in like middle school I think.
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son...
They happen to walk by the condom display, and ...
The Polite Way to Pee
a friend sent this to me on whatsapp today.
D...
How little stefan got a brand new watch..
Little Stefan comes in to school one morning we...
Kids are the best..
Teacher: Quvenzhané, give me a sentence startin...