Three young boys are walking home from school one day...
when they decide to stop and check out the new ...
School Jokes
Did you like the movie yesterday? How is Jerry doing at school? It's a pity you broke up with Mark, he was OK.
"Do I know you?"
"I follow you on twitter."
My high school maths teacher used to tell me that I didn't have a single intelligent hair on my head. I proved him totally wrong today! I got 140 on an IQ test....
...by cheating - I smuggled in my super-intelli...
Old joke, still funny
A genius senior in high school takes a chemistr...
Little Johnny's peanut
Little Sally comes home from school one day and...
Two schoolgirls are coming home from Sunday school one day...
One turns to the other and says, "Do you beli...
Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers?
Because his mother told him not to eat them if ...
Teacher Arrested at JFK.
A public school teacher was arrested today at J...
[Request] Jokes about fruit juice? I know it's random ^^ sorry
I've been tasked with finding jokes/puns or eve...
Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?
Because he was Haydn.
Blonde schoolgirl
Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from sc...
Three families live in an apartment building.
On the first floor is a Mexican family, the sec...
A joke about black aviation.
So my cousin is in aviation school. He decided ...
B'dum tsss
A collection of jokes I have found over the yea...
All-Girls High School
"The number one most commonly used phrase in an...
What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?
Miss Carriage
Grad School Interview
Ted Kaczynski was the Unabomber but very few pe...
For school I had to write a thousand word essay
So I drew a picture
Morality stories
A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignm...
How do you make a hormone?
You pay her.
(This was told at my pharmacy sch...
I took a poetry class at an all-girls school
It was called Girls Gone Wilde.
Catholic School
So there's a bad jewish kid and he swears all t...
I hated my job as an origami teacher.
Too much paperwork.
Little Johnny at it again...
Little Johnny walked into class every morning w...
"I'm too smart for 1st grade!"
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...