School Jokes

School Jokes

I told a joke in lit class and got crickets

So my teacher was telling us about a class she ...

Communist Russia wins the space race

Teacher: Ivan, tell us, who was the first count...

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed...

Dramatic Arts

Little Charlie has had his dreams set on becomi...

Motivation Seminar

At a motivational seminar, three men are asked ...

"New iEnemies App Makes Organizing Your Hit List Easier Than Ever"

(fuax Onion article. Search twitter @gizopizo f...

I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out.

She didn't approve of my improper use of the co...

Nancy Pelosi's first job

Did you know Nancy Pelosi use to be a teacher. ...

Did you hear about that proctologist who became an English teacher?

Did you hear about the proctologist who became ...

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Please disregard if you saw this in /r/wtf.

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Audition jokes?

Auditioning for a high school musical tomorrow,...

From The Atlantic's "Guide to 'Snapchat-iquette' for Millennials":

Rule # 5 of 8:

> Don’t send too many Snaps in ...

The blind Walmart clerk

My teacher was telling us about this joke today...

Grandpa is becoming more sarcastic.....

I was talking about studying abroad for school ...

My physics teacher told me I had potential.

Then he threw me off the roof.

Teacher: did your father help you with your homework?

Student: no he did it all by himself

Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes?

I'm in nursing school right now and there's a c...

Lil' Rascals

read aloud for best effect ...
Teacher stands i...

Looking for a joke about a school problem.

It was a series of variations of a problem thro...

I am too intelligent for class I, please promote me to class III

A teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with on...

Old chemistry groaner.

The teacher was giving her class an oral test.
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