Auditioning for a high school musical tomorrow, and one of the criteria is "be prepared to tell a joke". Said joke should be 30 seconds to a minute long, not overused, and shading anywhere from clean to semi-cleanish (director's not exactly an uptight guy). Being funny would also be a plus. I have a few in mind, but does anyone have any suggestions?
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