So this guy, Rob, is at an interview...
And on his resume, he claims that he is friends...
School Jokes
It was JoeBob's first day of school in the big city after moving from the back country...
...and one of the teachers was giving him a tou...
What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What body part grows ten times its size when stimulated?
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, aske...
Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?
They never got a reaction out of him.
10-year old Little Johnny brings Suzy home from school . . .
He says, "Mom, Suzy and I want to get married."...
What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?
got a pencil and worked it out.
Now you know Jack Schitt.
For some time many of us have wondered just who...
Biology Joke
Biology teacher:
Can anyone name a disease?
St...
little john (Portuguese translation)
John went to school and got homework to write 3...
The lipstick problem
My local middle school had a problem. A number...
In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted?
Most likely to secede
Jobs of our fathers
The principal of a school was to inspect one of...
What are some good fruit jokes?
My friend is doing a video project for school a...
Harassment.
So a teacher asks her students to use the word ...
A schoolteacher quits his job to become a pirate...
In 18th century America, a schoolteacher decide...
Typical Johnny
Teacher asks the class if they can think of a s...
I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.
I used to go out with an English teacher, but s...
The Head Teacher
Once there was this fantastic head teacher, let...
The Conductor.
There once was an aspiring young music stundent...
why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom?
to get a byte, and
the ruler!!!
my one sub tea...
I like the way you think.
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farm...
There were two prawns talking together in the sea...
One was called Tom, and the other was called Ch...
So a college teacher is talking to his male students...
"Access to the women's dorms is strictly prohib...
Two men have been friends since school. One is now a lawyer, the other a farmer...
They stay friends. Years later the lawyer goes ...